The Arrangement turns 13 this year. That means we’ve lasted longer than quite a few celebrated and legendary bands, including The Beatles, The Clash, The Police, N.W.A., and…One Direction. So what’s the secret to our harmonious longevity? A few things.
Each year, we take a month-long Bikram yoga retreat at an ashram in Rishikesh, India. We return fully balanced, centered, and over 157% more flexible.
Healthy eating habits. We avoid all saturated fatty acids in our diet—even though that is the name of our electro-metal side project.
Regular juice cleanses. The Arrangement subsist for weeks exclusively on cases of Hi-C Ecto Cooler that Drew purchased on eBay.
Aromatherapy. Phil douses his drum with a heady blend of jasmine, rosemary, peppermint, and vetiver, while Drew’s guitar case is packed with eucalyptus, ginger, and Goetze’s Caramel Creams.
Lavish gift-giving. On Christmas, we give each other 300,000 shares of The Arrangement. If we ever go public, we’ll be zillionaires.
Employing electro-shock therapy during band practice doesn’t just help us stave off the frownies. It also makes playing music without electrocution incredibly easy.
Live longer and stronger with The Arrangement on Saturday, May 11 at The Judge’s Bench Pub from 9:00pm to 12:30am!
The Arrangement features Mr. Drew Fontaine on acoustic guitar and vocals, accompanied by Mr. Phil Rosensteel on djembe, backing vocals, cymbals, penny whistle, and quite possibly the Pyrophone organ. They play fun and inventive covers of all your favorite songs. Unless all your favorite songs are by Billie Eilish. Sorry, but that’s just not how The Arrangement rolls. Yee-ikes.
Have any questions? Please holla.