Saturday, April 8: The Arrangement @ T-Bonz Grille & Taphouse from 7:00pm to 11:00pm

Real Songs The Arrangement Refuses to Cover, Based Solely on Their Titles

“I Luh Ya Papi” – Jennifer Lopez

“You’re So Sweet, Horseflies Keep Hangin’ ‘Round Your Face” – Neil Diamond

“Chant of the Ever Circling Skeletal Family” – David Bowie

“You’re the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly” – Loretta Lynn

“He Went to Sleep and the Hogs Ate Him” – The Stanley Brothers

“Everybody’s Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey” – The Beatles

“You Make My Pants Want to Get Up and Dance” – Dr. Hook

“She’s Actin’ Single (I’m Drinkin’ Doubles)” – Gary Stewart

And of course…

“Please, Daddy (Don’t Get Drunk This Christmas)” – John Denver

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Rewrite your night for the better with The Arrangement this Saturday, April 8th at T-Bonz Grille & Taphouse from 7:00pm to 11:00pm!

The Arrangement features Mr. Drew Fontaine on acoustic guitar and vocals, accompanied by Mr. Phil Rosensteel on djembe, backing vocals, cymbals, penny whistle, and quite possibly the horsehead fiddle. They play fun and inventive covers of all your favorite songs. Unless all your favorite songs are by The Chainsmokers. Sorry, but that’s just not how The Arrangement rolls when we’re in the backseat of your Rover. Yee-ikes.

Check out The Arrangement here: http://thearrangementband.com.
And T-Bonz Grille & Taphouse here: http://tbonzgrille.com.

Have any questions?  Please holla.

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Saturday, February 11: The Arrangement @ The Judge’s Bench from 9:30pm to 12:30am

The Arrangement Write a Modern Blues Song

Woke up this morning
My baby left at half-past-three
She Brexited out my life
And drove my Uber into a tree

She binge-watched all my shows
And spoiled them for thrills
She always came for Netflix
But never stayed to chill

Yeah, she’s a cold-hearted woman
Oh, such a savage bae
She traded in my Hamilton tickets
For a pumpkin spice latte

*Extended guitar solo by Drew*

Since the day I first swiped right
She’s been tearing me apart
She got ten thousand Fitbit steps
By stomping on my heart

(Now that just ain’t right…)

*Extended keytar solo by Phil*

I texted her “I love you”
On days we were apart
She replied with six emojis
And none of them were hearts

She’s streaming on Facebook Live
From dusk until the dawn
But when I’m down and out
She’s harder to find than Pokémon

Yeah, she’s a cold-hearted woman
Oh, such a savage bae
She traded in my Hamilton tickets
For a pumpkin spice latte

*Extended outro solos*

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Shake your moneymaker with The Arrangement on Saturday, February 11th at the Judge’s Bench Pub from 9:00pm to 12:30am!

The Arrangement features Mr. Drew Fontaine on acoustic guitar and vocals, accompanied by Mr. Phil Rosensteel on djembe, backing vocals, cymbals, penny whistle, and quite possibly the sackbut. They play fun and inventive covers of all your favorite songs. Unless all your favorite songs are by Pinetop Perkins. Sorry, but that’s just not how The Arrangement rolls. Yee-ikes.

Check out The Arrangement here: http://thearrangementband.com.
And the Judge’s Bench Pub here: http://judgesbenchpub.com.

Have any questions?  Please holla.

Saturday, December 10: The Arrangement @ The Judge’s Bench *HOLIDAY SHOW* from 9:30pm to 12:30am

Drew Reviews the Holiday Scented Candle Collection from Bath & Body Works

Winter Candy Apple – Oh, you thought candied apples were merely the domain of fall harvest parties? Like hell, Pere Noel. With red apple, candied orange, maple leaf, and fresh cinnamon, this smells like something you should sip out of an unlabeled brown jug before going a-wassailing.

Frosted Cranberry – Powerful top notes of berry with a woodsy base. Like you’d just spilled a decanter of Ocean Spray onto fresh parquet flooring.

Smoked Vanilla – A candle that literally reeks of smoke when you burn it. This is the Krampus of Christmas candles.

Fresh Sparkling Snow – Not to be confused with Vanilla Snowflake, which is a pungent abomination. Fresh Sparkling Snow’s tones of holiday pear, icy melon, and sparkling sugarberry will whisk you away on a horse-drawn sleigh ride of aromatic fancy. This one smells like fabric softener…for your soul.

Twisted Peppermint – Basically the opposite. Approximates the herbal bouquet of a warm mug of Vicks VapoRub and Rumple Minze, thrown onto a roaring fire.

Fresh Balsam – Indescribably delightful. This candle deserves its own damn holiday. A soothing balm of coniferous essence. The magic of Christmas has been born anew in my heart.

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You bring the bright copper kettles, we’ll bring the warm woolen mittens to The Arrangement’s Holiday Show on Saturday, December 10th at the Judge’s Bench Pub from 9:30pm to 12:30am!

The Arrangement features Mr. Drew Fontaine on acoustic guitar and vocals, accompanied by Mr. Phil Rosensteel on djembe, backing vocals, cymbals, penny whistle, and quite possibly the crumhorn. They play fun and inventive covers of all your favorite holiday songs. Unless all your favorite holiday songs are by Alvin and the Chipmunks. Sorry, but that’s just not how The Arrangement rolls. Yee-ikes and fa-la-la-la-la.

Check out The Arrangement here: http://thearrangementband.com.
And the Judge’s Bench Pub here: http://judgesbenchpub.com.
Have any questions? Please holla.