Wanted: Roadie for Local Acoustic Cover Band
We are looking for FUN, PASSIONATE, HIGH ENERGY individual with a proven track record in Rock Band Support to join our team. The ideal candidate would be self-starter with a can-do attitude who totally enjoys white dudes singing acoustic Janet Jackson covers.
Duties will include, but are not limited to: load-in and load-out of all equipment, selling merch, tuning instruments, repelling stage-divers, initiating mosh pits, fetching drinks, drinking drinks, general carousing, tossing out bums, welcoming in floozies, setting off pyrotechnics, maintaining our presence across all social media platforms, and perpetual air guitar.
Proficiency in the following dance modes is highly valued: The Charleston, Da Butt, Hula, Twist, Jive, Polonaise, Lindy Hop, Salsa, Jitterbug, Can-can, Merengue, Harlem Shake, and The Rosensteel Passepied.
Must be able to count, exchange, and launder money in American, Canadian, and Mexican denominations, lift 160 pounds easily, and work in an environment with moderate-to-earsplitting noise levels. Proficiency with Microsoft Word is a plus, but may be supplemented with expertise in Mario Kart. Salary is commensurate with experience and will probably come out of a tip jar. Contact us to schedule your interview today!
Explore an exciting new career opportunity in bar rockage with The Arrangement on Saturday, September 23rd at the Judge’s Bench Pub from 8:30pm to midnight!
The Arrangement features Mr. Drew Fontaine on acoustic guitar and vocals, accompanied by Mr. Phil Rosensteel on djembe, backing vocals, cymbals, penny whistle, and quite possibly the dilruba. They play fun and inventive covers of all your favorite songs. Unless all your favorite songs are by ZAYN. Sorry, but that’s just not how The Arrangement rolls. Yee-ikes.
Have any questions? Please holla.