Saturday, March 7: The Arrangement @ The Judge’s Bench from 9:00pm to 12:30am

The Arrangement Has Updated Our Privacy Policy

Greetings, Arrangement Fans. We’re writing to let you know we’ve updated our privacy policy.

Why the update?

No idea, to be honest. We just know that a ton of official-looking websites are sending privacy policy updates recently. Just this week, Drew received one from Spotify and another from Blockbuster Video. Phil got one from a rock & roll drummer fantasy camp he attended back in 1997.

And so if the latest, greatest social media trend involves sending emails full of densely-worded legal claptrap to your subscribers, then we, The Arrangement are all about it. “Everybody Else Is Doing It, So Why Can’t We?” isn’t just the title of an excellent Cranberries album; it’s also our band’s mission statement.

Does anyone actually read these privacy policies in full?

No. In fact, our lawyer fell asleep several times while writing it. Section XIX of our privacy policy contains an unpublished George RR Martin novel. Section LVI reveals who really broke up the Beatles (it was Ringo). Nobody has ever scrolled down that far.

What do I have to do?

Nothing, really. Although now seems as good a time as any to mention that your identity, banking information, dating history, and SAT scores may have been compromised in a recent hack of our servers. It’s probably nothing to worry about.

Any other updates I should know about?

We’ve also updated our terms and conditions for the sake of clarity. Our new terms require rocking and partying. Our new conditions? All night. And every day.

Pass the bar exam and get to work on a case with The Arrangement on Saturday, March 7 at the Judge’s Bench Pub from 9:00pm to 12:30am!

The Arrangement features Mr. Drew Fontaine on acoustic guitar and vocals, accompanied by Mr. Phil Rosensteel on djembe, backing vocals, cymbals, penny whistle, and quite possibly the bougarabou. They play fun and inventive covers of all your favorite songs. Unless all your favorite songs are by Megan Thee Stallion. Sorry, but that’s just not how The Arrangement rolls. Yee-ikes.

Check out The Arrangement’s sweet website here:
And the Judge’s Bench Pub here:

Have any questions? Please holla.


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