Saturday, September 8: The Arrangement @ The Judge’s Bench from 8:30pm to 12:00am

Where There’s a Will, There’s a Way

The Arrangement’s dear and well-to-do Great Aunt Lucinda recently passed away, at the ripe old age of 109. Our departed great aunt most generously remembered her favorite acoustic cover duo in her will, bequeathing us the princely sum of $152,000. Per the terms of the document, we are required to spend the full amount on something called “The Arrangement on Ice.” The will specified nothing further.

To dutifully fulfill the vague terms of the will, The Arrangement are considering the following projects:

  1. A lavish touring ice show retelling the history of the duo through skating and song, with plenty of hi-jinks and horseplay sprinkled throughout. Will feature musical numbers performed by lesser members of 98 Degrees and O-Town, and ex-hockey players adorned in giant fiberglass likenesses of Drew and Phil.
  2. A brand partnership with Scotch distiller Glenfiddich, to produce one of the finest single-malt scotch whiskies this side of Speyside. Hand-crafted by Drew and Phil from an artesian blend of Gwynns Falls spring water, the 25-Year Arrangement Reserve would boast a soft and delicate nose of lovely floral character, a compelling flavor profile of mahogany and vanilla, and a complex, jazzy finish in F#maj7.
  3. A weekly public affairs round-table wherein Phil, Drew, and various media pundits debate the artistic merits of Ice-T, Ice Cube, and Vanilla Ice.
  4. COPS-style documentary series in which The Arrangement join the U.S. Department of Homeland Security Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) on patrol. Shot in a gritty cinéma vérité format,the first season would culminate with Phil and Drew self-reporting their ancestry and being deported back to Ireland.


Help The Arrangement pick a project on Saturday, September 8 at the Judge’s Bench Pub from 8:30pm to 12:00am!

The Arrangement features Mr. Drew Fontaine on acoustic guitar and vocals, accompanied by Mr. Phil Rosensteel on djembe, backing vocals, cymbals, penny whistle, and quite possibly the Lithuanian kanklės. They play fun and inventive covers of all your favorite songs. Unless all your favorite songs are by Marshmello. Sorry, but that’s just not how The Arrangement rolls. Yee-ikes.

Check out The Arrangement here:
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Any questions? Please holla.

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