Saturday, August 26: The Arrangement @ T-Bonz Grille & Taphouse from 7:00pm to 11:00pm

The Arrangement Go Door to Door

Good afternoon, sir or madam. First, I’d like to sincerely apologize for interrupting your mid-afternoon nap by aggressively ringing the doorbell. But since you’re up, we were just wondering if you had a few moments to talk about the best acoustic cover duo ever.

You’re probably already familiar with The Arrangement, as we’ve been papering your neighborhood with flyers and posted propaganda—not to mention driving up and down your street with our windows down, blasting their tunes. Yes, we now realize that 11:30 PM on a school night was not the ideal time to do this. We probably won’t be doing it again.

So what, if any, are your musical values? Rock? Pop? R&B? Oldies? Well, The Arrangement plays all of them. Don’t like any of those? Neither do we! We’re not even a band, in fact. We’re an ice cream emporium, and you’ll love our mint chocolate chip.

In any case, do you really know how great these Arrangement guys are? Take Phil here. He’s a genius on the drums and plays rhythms that would make Questlove weep. Phil had to get his number unlisted just because Sheila E. would NOT stop calling him. We’re talking 16 times a night. And Drew? There are probably only four or five vocalists out there better than him, and two of them are named…K-Ci and JoJo.

Are you aware that you get a $2400 tax credit just by listening to The Arrangement play live? It’s true. Yeah, it’s in the fine print on your 1040EZ. Also, you might also be subject to excessive tax penalties if you don’t attend one of their live shows. No need to verify any of that with the IRS.

Thanks very much for your time. With your permission, we’d like to leave you with this box of CDs and Arrangement-branded merchandise, which we hope you’ll pass along to any of your children, neighbors, friends, coworkers, consiglieres, spiritual advisors, therapists, or anyone else who might show even the slightest interest. We’ll see you same time tomorrow? No? It’s cool.

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The Arrangement will be forcefully marketing their unique brand of rockage on Saturday, August 24 at T-Bonz Grille & Taphouse from 7:00pm to 11:00pm!

The Arrangement features Mr. Drew Fontaine on acoustic guitar and vocals, accompanied by Mr. Phil Rosensteel on djembe, backing vocals, cymbals, penny whistle, and quite possibly the Persian oud. They play fun and inventive covers of all your favorite songs. Unless all your favorite songs are by Luis Fonzi. Sorry, but that’s just not how The Arrangement rolls. ¡Yee-ikes!

Check out The Arrangement here: http://thearrangementband.com.
And T-Bonz Grille & Taphouse here: http://tbonzgrille.com.

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