Lies from the Stage: An Annotated Listing of Falsehoods, Fictions, and Exaggerations Made by The Arrangement
“We are gonna rock it ALL. NIGHT. LONG!” – Truthfully, we have never rocked it past 2:15 AM.
“C’MON EVERYBODY—WE CAN’T HEAR YOU!!!” – We can hear you just fine.
“The Arrangement is huge in Japan.” – We are considerably beloved there, but “huge” is overstating it.
“This is gonna be our last song tonight.” – This is not gonna be our last song. We will play no less than seven encores.
“Okay, seriously, one more song.” – Nope.
“Really, last song.” – Not even close.
“That’s got to be the first time I’ve ever fallen off a stage.” – On that particular night, maybe.
“Sorry, there’s a $150 required donation for anything by The Chainsmokers.” – Actually, that one is true.
Catch The Arrangement on Saturday, May 13th at T-Bonz Grille & Taphouse from 7:00pm to 11:00pm!
The Arrangement features Mr. Drew Fontaine on acoustic guitar and vocals, accompanied by Mr. Phil Rosensteel on djembe, backing vocals, cymbals, penny whistle, and quite possibly the clarinette d’amour. They play fun and inventive covers of all your favorite songs. Unless all your favorite songs are by Migos. Sorry, but that’s just not how The Arrangement rolls, although Drew’s plenty bad and Phil’s plenty boujee. Yee-ikes.
Have any questions? Please holla.